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The Guardian

By Baba Galleh Jallow OUR little town was not unblessed in its prayers to the powers that they grant our common townsfolk some guidance and light in those dark days of heathenism and spiritual blindness. Month after month, year after year, our common townsfolk prayed for salvation, for protection, for a light that would rise from the dark and shine its rays on the slippery paths of life. At long last, their prayers seemed to have been answered when a flamboyant guy who called himself the Guardian materialized on the scene. He was immediately welcomed with open arms and joined the crowds of our jubilant common townsfolk in rendering thanks and praises to the powers for sending them this gem of a townsfolk who, by his very first actions, showed that the dark forces of this evil world could easily be dispelled with the proper lighting, the obsequious peep, and the ultimate unmasking that could only be performed by folks of such superior intellectual clout and intelligence as himself, the one and only Chickenbrain Rattlemouth, alias Blokey Pokey of hum hum fame. Now Chickenbrain Rattlemouth was one of those well-endowed folks who were absolutely certain that whatever they thought in their minds was a manifestation of the absolute reality. He never could have been appointed by the powers as the Guardian of our common townsfolk in those troubled days had facts and reality not been planted in his soul long before he was even born. Why else should he find himself in our little town and see himself as the pious guardian of the lost, the light that expels the darkness from the world if he weren't blessed with the power to think in facts rather than in thoughts like other common folks? How else could he have been called Blokey Pokey of hum hum fame had he not been the naturally chosen and appointed dude with the piercing and infallible mind that could see beyond all the layers of fake meaning with which scheming hypocrites and sneaking parasites try to hide their nefarious designs and dark activities? Indeed, how could he have been possibly called, at birth, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth when his brain was but a dot and his mouth far from the days when it could offer the slightest coherent and intelligible syllable if he was not destined to become, as he became, the infallible and discerning guardian of our common townsfolk in those troubled days of pious demons and innocent looking monsters that pounce upon the unwary and try to hide in plain sight while acting out their devil deeds? No, it could not have been so in any possible way. The future was in the past and the past, well, that ruled the future in the clever personal philosophy of our indomitable Chickenbrain Rattlemouth, alias Blokey Pokey of hum hum fame. And so having established himself as the ultimate Guardian of our little town, Blokey Pokey set out his schedule of daily activities, making certain that he left ample time and energy for the tasks of guarding and guiding some of the redeemable lost souls of our common townsfolk. So every day, and at every moment of the day and night, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth would make the usual discreet rounds around the silent and dark corners of our little town, taking particular care to creep stealthily among the dark shadows of the notorious alleys and carefully listen to obnoxious gossip or peep into dark nooks and crannies totally confident of catching some sneaky devil in the act or exposing some pious hypocrite or fly by night who paraded themselves as upright dudes during the day. Blokey Pokey particularly watched out for those of our common townsfolk who thought the world was a stage upon which they could act out their nefarious scripts, pretending to be this when they are that, pretending to say this when they mean that. That kind of hypocrite so angered our pious Blokey Pokey that he always took a minute to weep and whimper and angrily shake his head before taking note of the odious crimes that were to be brutally exposed to the amazed attention of our common townsfolk. Sometimes, when he was at his best, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth, alias Blokey Pokey of hum hum fame, would pretend to be just a humble folk with no merit of note and no secret powers of discernment. In his guise of the humble innocent, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth would kindly smile and munch his cheeks and peer softly around as he mingled with some of our unwary common townsfolk. At such times, he was quick to offer some lofty yeses and vigorously nod his head in agreement with any and every opinion expressed by even the most unsophisticated of our common townsfolk. He would loudly laugh and hail all hi and say what a pleasure it was to learn so much in so little time. Having his full of the odious gossip, Blokey Pokey would kindly excuse himself with profuse apologies as befitted a true gent and walk quietly away. As soon as he was out of sight of the chatting dudes, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth would get the Angry Poots and squat to the ground. He would slap himself and loudly wail and bitterly weep at the stupid audacity of those stupid folks. What had our world come to when we had such sloppy snakes! Such daft ignoramuses that strut around pretending to be wise! The very monstrosity of the idea made Blokey Pokey so mad that he would eat some sand and say a hundred hum to placate his soul and muster the will to carry on doing the good work that he was doing for our ignorant common townsfolk. Come rain come shine, he was going to shine the way! Thus pacified in body and soul, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth would immediately proceed to the general meeting place at the center of our little town. There, he would launch into a serious and vigorous lecture about the evils of hidden deeds and the virtues of pious thought. He would wax lyrical and loudly rattle his moral saber and shake his captive audience to its core by deploying some really fantastic pointers to what he called the one and only Good Way. He would warn our common townsfolk of the evils of know-it-all and condemn the habit of pretending to be tall when you were nothing but a moral and intellectual midget of embarrassing proportions. His lectures never failed to elicit the most generous praises from our common townsfolk. When they asked him how come he knew all this hidden stuff, Chickenbrain Rattlemouth would slowly raise his arms to heaven and heave a heavy sigh and smile the Blokey smile. Then, in his most measured tones and with honeyed tongue, he would drop his arms and kindly smile and shake his head and gently say, "well, you know, no tree is too tall to climb, if you know what I mean. To not see is see, to not know is know." Some of common townsfolk would get so carried away by these ancient yet modern words of wisdom that they would swoon while others would loudly hail him Sir and called him Peeeep, Mbarass, and Wachabess!! Independence? What Independence?
By Baba Jallow In a classic work of historical and political theory, the German philosopher of history Reinhart Koselleck discourses a "space of experience" and "horizon of expectation" that may be used to chart the trajectory of historical evolution. Koselleck suggests that the past, the present, and the future are all part of a single movement of historical time within which society is embedded. Today's "space of experience" was yesterday's "horizon of expectation." In other words, all human actions in the present are informed by past experience and motivated by future expectation. It is within this framework of historical temporality that I propose to examine the idea of African independence, which, I will argue, represents a myth for the great majority of Africans on the continent. During the colonial period, nationalist leaders and their peoples shared a common horizon of expectation as a result of their common interest in ending colonial rule. This horizon of expectation was one of freedom from colonial oppression and the attainment of human dignity for all. Both leaders and people looked forward to a day when they shall all be free and equal, when exploitation and political oppression shall be a thing of the past, when together, they shall forge a nation of sovereign, proud and independent peoples. Their common space of experience under colonial rule was one of blatant abuse and near bondage to the whims, caprices and interests of a distant power that had no interest in the advancement of African peoples, in spite of loud protestations to the contrary. Thus, the struggle for independence was waged on a manifesto of freedom and equality that held lofty promises of emancipation for the peoples of the colonies. Today, about five decades later, the bright horizon of expectation for which ordinary people struggled remains elusive. Millions of people across the continent remain oppressed, in some cases, more oppressed than their forbears and ancestors were by the colonial powers. The horizon of expectation ostensibly shared by the nationalist leaders and the people remains real for the people, but now represents a horizon of fear and insecurity for their leaders. Ideas of freedom and equality that were deployed to fight colonial rule have become taboo to the eyes, ears, and minds of African leaders because they threaten their power and privileges. Like the colonial rulers before them, African leaders of the post-colonial period have no intention of facilitating the realization of a society of free and equal citizens. Capitalizing on the alleged otherness of African people that make them incapable and unsuited for living in a world of equality and freedom on one hand, and choosing to perpetuate the oppressive culture of the colonial system on the other hand, African leaders of the post-independence era continue to treat their peoples as if they are still colonized. And indeed they are - by their own pockets of greedy political cliques whose only interest is the perpetuation of their own selfish agendas. The evidence for an argument against the reality of true independence for African peoples is overwhelming. The very structures of the colonial state remain in place. Even the buildings and residences of the colonial governments continue to be occupied, unchanged, by most African governments. The boundaries, divisions and districts demarcated by the colonial rulers remain largely unchanged. And the coercive methods and approaches deployed to oppress the African people have simply been rendered more efficient at what it does, and redeployed against the African people. Poorly trained and armed colonial security forces have been replaced by brutal professional militaries, secret police and insidious surveillance mechanisms - all of these placed at the beck and calling of the a state whose arch enemies have become its very own people. Indeed, one can talk of a "war against society" that has been consistently waged by African governments against their peoples since the departure of the European colonizers. Rather than becoming the agent of peace and freedom for its people, the African state has become a brutal agent of conflict and bondage for its people. The post-colonial African state appropriates the oppressive strategies of the colonial state, including its draconian legal codes, and redeploys them against their supposedly free and sovereign peoples. Across the continent, ineffectual governments headed by brutal dictators make it a point to whip up public euphoria every now and then in the name of independence celebrations. Ironically, some of the most telling symbols of colonial rule and domination are displayed during these celebrations. The president, who has conveniently replaced the colonial governor and monarch, perches on a high platform, bedecked in shining garb often glittering with the insignia of naked power. Behind him stand stone-faced and aggressive bodyguards to protect him from his own people. Around him are ranged the various dignitaries and privileged cream - often all rotten to the core - of an oppressed society. For hundreds of meters below the elevated platform of the powerful and the privileged, the powerless and often sadly clueless crowds yell and gaze at the performance of banal power, to the accompaniment of ear splitting drumming and dancing in praise of an equally clueless despot. And then the ceremonies begin. The various symbols of the imperial spectacle - those archaic invented neo-traditions of the colonial system, originally designed to showcase the power of the colonial monarch and condition the minds of the subject peoples to unquestioning loyalty - are now deployed in even greater grandeur. The army and police bands come marching in perfect order, beating their booming drums, and blowing their sonorous trombones to the accompaniment of clapping shiny boots. Ahead of them marches the master sergeant with the swishing sword shouting oh hoch! Making the soldiers and police turn their eyes right and salute that fat, grinning embodiment of banal state power. After these come the school children holding their institutional banners and also doing the eyes right! Then come the scouts and all the other uniformed symbols of fake sovereignty. After the march past, everyone stands erect and the national anthem is sung, now replacing God Save the King! And then the president-cum-monarch gives his address to the nation in which he extols the prowess of the African peoples in defeating colonialism and attaining independence - an independence that for millions of ordinary Africans remains a very insidious myth - a socially useful lie that is deployed as occasion demands for the convenience of the new oppressors. Independence is about much more than the building of schools, hospitals, universities, roads, televisions, radio stations, telecommunications facilities, and other institutions that are now cited as signs of sovereign development. In time, the colonial powers would have built these anyway. They would have had to. They had done so elsewhere. Independence, above everything else, suggests independence from oppression; it suggests freedom of expression and association -freedom from fear of the state; it suggests the right of the people to better living conditions; it suggests, above all perhaps, the existence of a state whose primary role is that of servant to the enlightened and empowered people of a sovereign nation. In short, independence requires strict adherence to all those lofty ideals for which the African people demanded freedom from colonial bondage, which are ensconced in all our national constitutions and which, sadly, are conveniently by-passed and neglected by those who claim to be governing in the name of the oppressed African people. Short of this, independence remains a very ugly myth - a socially useful lie - for the overwhelming majority of African peoples across the continent. Baba Jallow, a native of The Gambia, West Africa, is a doctoral student in African Studies at Howard University USA. Conspiracy Theory (Part One) By Baba G. Jallow As his plane touched the tarmac at Anjula international airport, Moses Mijofa felt a galloping sensation in his chest. No, it was not the bumping effect of the landing that made him feel as if a horse suddenly galloped off in his heart. It was the prospect of returning home after so many years of exile. The prospect of walking the beloved grounds of his dear homeland after twelve long years was in itself almost unreal. But even more surreal was the thought of what awaits him on the ground. Below leaving his safe haven in distant Europe, he had received all manner of assurances that he would be just fine. But how could he be sure of those assurances? Now that he had taken the great plunge into uncertainty, he figured he would just have to wait and see what happens and to hope, almost against all hope, that everything would be just fine. Down the plane he walked, pausing briefly to scour the environment with a pair of dazed eyes. Everything looked strange and somehow filled with a certain sense of gloom. Everything looked gray and dusty compared to the neat illumination of European airports and topography. He felt as if he had traveled out of the real world into some distant country buried in the gray and archaic past. He walked down, holding on to the rails for fear that he might get dizzy and fall headlong onto that sizzling tarmac. He managed the descent and walked along with the trickle of passengers towards the quaint airport terminal. International Airport indeed, he thought. This looks like a hamlet compared to even the smallest airports in Europe. And this regime makes so much noise about building the best airport in Africa! He almost spat out in disgust but managed to keep from doing so. With a sense of trepidation and a biting expectation of the unknown, Moses Mijofa waited nervously in line as Immigration officers checked the passports of the arriving passengers and waved them through. He knew without any doubt that there were some secret service agents at that passport checking point, just as they were everywhere in this country. But he had been assured that everything would be just fine, and those assurances helped him retain enough self-control to keep from displaying the torrents of anxiety raging inside his tummy and making his chest tight. At long last, it was his turn to be processed. He handed over his passport to a stone-faced Immigration officer with blood-shot eyes. He wondered if that officer was not on alcohol or some kind of drug. It was inconceivable that a man's eyes could be that naturally red. The officer looked at the passport and looked up at him. He then reached down and pulled out a drawer, lifting out what looked like a picture from it. He compared the picture in the passport to the one he had taken out of the drawer. Then he called out to one of the men seated in a corner behind him. The man came over and looked at the passport and the picture the Immigration man was showing him. He looked up at Moses Mijofa. "Aha, so you are the famous Mr. Moses Mijofa," the second man said with a hint of a cynical smile on his lips. "Well, Moses Mijofa is my name. I'm not sure I am the famous one you referring to," Moses said, his heart throbbing wildly inside his chest. "But you are this man in this picture," the man said, showing him the picture. Moses looked. "Yes, that's definitely me," he said. "All right," the man said. "We need you to come with us Mr. Mijofa." Moses Mijofa picked up his brief case and walked round the counter. He was escorted by two men out of the terminal and towards a brand new SUV packed a few meters away. "I need to pick up my luggage," Moses said. "And I need to tell my family what's happening and have them take my luggage home." "Your luggage will be taken care of Mr. Mijofa," one of the men told him as he held the door of the SUV open for him. "And you can see your family later, after we have finished with you. You can call them with my cell phone and tell them that just we need to ask you a few questions and that everything is fine." "But who are you?" Moses asked. "State security," the man said. "Just say that state security wants to ask you a few questions and then you will be back home in a little while. Now get in the car Mr. Mijofa." Moses Mijofa climbed into the car and the man climbed in after him. He was sandwiched between two stone-faced men as the SUV got onto the highway and sped off into the growing darkness of the dusty evening. The room into which Moses Mijofa was escorted looked more like a long, wide corridor, completely dark except for the flicker of two candlelights on either side of the wall halfway inside. Just before the flickering candles in the middle of the room stood an empty chair looking eerily like the chairs in which dead row inmates are electrocuted in the movies. When he reached the chair, he was asked to please sit down Mr. Mijofa. He walked over and sat in the chair, facing the dimly visible wall of the long dark corridor of a room several meters away. His two escorts stood behind him, their arms folded across their chests, as if they were waiting for somebody to appear or something to happen. A deep, ominous silence fell on the room, except for the dim noise and chatter of the outside world, which seemed to come from some other strange planet. Strange how the world could be reduced to such dark, restricted spaces Moses thought. He remembered Agamben's spaces of exception - created by law yet outside law, in which human beings are reduced to mere bodies that can be killed but cannot be sacrificed, mere homo sacer. He still hung on to the many assurances he had received that everything would be just fine, even though events since he stepped off that plane had proven otherwise so far. Was this a torture chamber, an interrogation room, an execution chamber? He remembered gruesome details from the stories of victims of this regime's torture tactics. They spoke of being soaked naked in ice-cold water in the mornings, followed by severe caning, tongue-pulling, violent tooth-uprooting by pincers, electrocution of the ears, the nose and the genitals. But he could see no electric outlet in this dark corridor of a room, and that gave him some kind of strange relief. "Oho oho, so this is our famous radical Moses Mijofa!" The booming voice seemingly coming from everywhere made Moses start. He glanced back and peered ahead into the semi-darkness from where he thought the voice came. "Welcome, welcome Mr. Moses. We are very happy to have you here with us tonight. Well, let me introduce you to our chat room where we are right now. Our boys like to call it the dungeon, but I prefer to just call it the chat room because that's all we do in here, chat with our distinguished guests like you." Moses could still not see the source of that voice. He glanced up at the faces of his two statue-like escorts but could not catch their eyes. They seemed totally unconscious of his presence or the booming sound of that strange voice. Yet he knew they all heard it. He was not dreaming. "Relax, relax Mr. Moses," the voice continued. "You cannot see us from where you are but we are seeing you just fine and that is the important thing. Now tell us Mr. Moses, what brings you to our corrupt country as you like to call it in your speeches and lectures and writings?" ‘This is my homeland," Moses said, trying to sound as composed as he could in the circumstances. "I have a right to visit my homeland." "Ho ho ho ho ho. Oh yes, I almost forgot about your human rights and your rule of law. You like to use those words Mr. Moses. Yes, yes you have your rights and your rule of law and you always use those rights and rule of law to insult His Excellency the President of this country; and you use those rights and rule of law to call us animals - no, sorry not animals, what's the word I'm looking for - ehm - oh yes, you call us dictators and depots or something like that. And you say that we have destroyed this country and that we kill people and even that His Excellency himself kills people with his own hands and gives them to his crocodiles and steals this country's money. Did you not say all those things Mr. Moses? And were you not afraid that as killers we would kill you if you come here? Just a friendly chat here Mr. Moses. Just a friendly chat." Moses Mijofa was stunned. He was in a complete daze and did not know where or how to begin talking to his invisible interrogator. He had imagined that things might get difficult, but this was beyond his wildest nightmares. He tried to resign himself to his fate. If he must die, he must die with his integrity. "No I was not afraid. I have the right to express my opinions about things going on in my country." "All right, you have the right to express your opinions Mr. Moses. But can you prove that we kill people in this country and that His Excellency kills people and gives them to his crocodiles? Who told you that His Excellency has crocodiles in the first place? If you have your rights to make accusations Mr. Moses, you must be ready to provide evidence to prove them when required by your rule of law. So, do you have proof to back up your serious allegations against all of us in this room and even against His Excellency the President of this republic?" Moses Mijofa stayed silent. In spite of himself, he was almost trembling on the chair. Drops of cold sweat plopped up on his forehead and he felt as if he was being suffocated. He just could not believe what was happening. And he could not think of any sensible answers to give that insistent interrogator. He had not expected any of this. He had trusted in the many strong assurances he received that nothing would happen to him. That everything would be just fine. Now, his life seemed to be hanging by a tiny thread. "And just so you know Mr. Moses," the voice continued, "we have many, many files and documents about your activities in Europe and around the world. You think we don't know what you are doing out there but we know. We also have our rights and our rule of law. We know about your connections with some bad elements planning to overthrow the democratically elected government of His Excellency the President. And we expect you to tell us more about that in the morning. But we will let you get some sleep for now if you can. Take him away boys." The two men grabbed Moses Mijofa by the armpits and roughly lifted him up from the chair. They pushed him before them and marched him towards the entrance to that ominous corridor of a room. He wondered who the man with the booming voice was and what the hell all that nonsense about connections with bad elements was. Conspiracy Theory – Part Two By Baba G. Jallow AT ABOUT 10am the next morning, the door to Moses Mijofa's cell creaked open and a state security agent asked him to please come with me Mr. Mijofa. Moses was drenched in stale sweat, his face was swollen and his head throbbed from a very long sleepless night of mosquito bites and the horrible stench of stale urine mixed with a faint smell of dry feces. The floor of the tiny, oven-hot cell was dirty and dusty as hell, with dark stains of what looked like dried blood. There was neither mat nor mattress. He couldn't bring himself to lie down on that nasty floor. He preferred to sit up all night, tapping and whacking away at the vicious mosquitoes, occasionally covering his nose with his sleeve to keep off the horrible stench, and dozing involuntarily on and off.
The security man escorted him into a small office at the edge of the huge building covering most of the grounds of state security headquarters. Inside the small office stood a lone desk behind which sat a small man in a black felt hat and dark glasses. The small man looked up as Moses entered the room and motioned for him to sit down. The security agent stood behind him. "Moses Mijofa," the man behind the desk said, as if he was addressing the papers before him. "Two things. One, you have been charged with seditious libel against the state and the people of this country; seditious libel against His Excellency the president and head of state; conspiracy to commit treason and treasonable felony against the legally constituted government of this republic; and intent to destabilize and disrupt the peace and tranquility of this country. We need you to write a statement explaining why you should not be considered guilty of these crimes. You must know that anything you write will be used against you in a court of law. "Two, after you write your statement, you will be granted self-bail but you must report to this office every morning at 8am until the date of your appearance in court. Failure to do so will result in a revocation of your bail. At the same time, we are holding on to all the documents in your briefcase - your passport, ID card and everything else in there. So, here is a pen and the forms for your statement. After you finish writing your statement, you will sign your bail bond and will be free to go for now. But you must report back here at 8am tomorrow morning." He looked up at the security man who had escorted Moses to that office and said, "Vulture, sit here with Mr. Moses and have him sign the bond before leaving." The small man got up and walked out. Vulture took his place at the table and Moses Mijofa started the tedious process of writing his statement. At least he knew he would be let out shortly and then he would demand an explanation. Outside the headquarters of the state security service Moses Mijofa hailed a taxi and headed for the Ministry of National Intelligence. As he came through the front door the secretary looked up and asked him what he wanted. ‘I'm here to see Minister Marrtaat," he said. "Is the minister expecting you?" Moses told her he was expected and announced his name. The girl spoke into the phone and hung up. Almost immediately, the Honorable Minister of National Intelligence, Mr. Muchukat Marrtaat himself stood at the door, holding it wide open for Moses Mijofa and hailing him hi and welcome. "Hello, hello my dear little brother. Welcome, welcome. Come in, come in. I was expecting you." Moses walked through the door, the honorable minister's arm wrapped around his shoulder. "Sit down, sit down little brother. And I'm so sorry about last night, you know, the inconvenience and all . . ." "So you know about last night?" Moses was surprised and stared at Minister Marrtaat as he walked around the huge desk and slumped into his easy chair. "Oh yes, oh yes I know about last night. We all know about last night. I was there at the - what did he call it - oh yes, oh yes, the chat room when the director was asking you those questions. And you know even His Excellency was there. Clever chap, clever chap; he was there himself . . ." "But . . . so . . . what is all this about? I was arrested at the airport, humiliated and locked up in a stinking cell all night. And you had assured me that I would be just fine . . ." "Come on, come on little brother, you are just fine. Everything is just fine," Minister Marrtaat laughed. "You are a smart boy. We know you a smart boy and that you will understand. You see, it's all part of His Excellency's grand design for you. He designed this whole project for you. You are a lucky chap boy. His Excellency likes you. He said so himself last night." "What grand design are you talking about Mr. Marrtaat? I was charged with all manner of crimes this morning and I will be appearing in court. I'm supposed to report to the state security every morning at 8am." "Oh yes, oh yes my brother. It's all part of His Excellency's grand design. You see, let me tell you something. I have a doctorate of philosophy but I lay my hat at the feet of His Excellency. That young man is a genius little brother. A genius I tell you. You'll see." "So what is this grand design you are talking about? I came here for debriefing and orientation etc and I find myself spending the night in a stinking cell and being charged with treasonable felony . . ." "Relax, relax my brother," Minister Marrtaat laughed. "Listen, here is how it works. As at now, only three people know about your mission here. You, me, and His Excellency. He will personally supervise your training himself because you will be reporting directly to him. Not even the boys at state security know about this. So everything has to look real. You have been charged, you will appear in court, and your trial will proceed and all the newspapers will cover your story and all those so-called human rights groups will make fools of themselves shouting out their sick lungs about the injustice being done to you. But it's all a show. It's all a big bad show my boy. His Excellency likes a good show and we all enjoy a good show. So after your trial is made to drag on for as long as necessary, the judge or magistrate will receive orders from His Excellency to throw the case out and you will hop on a plane and fly back to your base in Europe and start your patriotic work for your country. Does that sound like a good plan my boy? Do you see His Excellency's point, my boy?" Moses Mijofa nodded again and again as the ingenuity of the whole plan struck him with full force. Yes, he would be a hero. He would still be a hero. He would still act the radical. And he would earn lots of money as a deep cover personal agent for His Excellency. Not bad, not bad at all. "Well it all makes sense now, Mr. Marrtaat," he said. "It all makes sense now. But do I still have to report to the state security every morning at 8am?" Oh yes, oh yes for now, for a few days at least. Remember, this is a top-secret mission. Those boys at state security have no idea what's going on. I just told the director last night that you should be granted self bail but that they must hold on to all your papers. His Excellency justified his presence there last night by feigning great anger at you and saying that he wanted to be there personally to see you in person at close quarters. They are in the dark and they must remain in the dark. Everyone must remain in the dark about this project. But you will be meeting His Excellency himself in the next few days and getting more specific details of your training schedule. You will love the man my boy. You will love him. In fact, he has something for you. There is $5,000 in cash in this envelope and a personal letter of welcome from His Excellency. So go home, my boy; have a good rest and I will contact you on this cell phone as soon as His Excellency is ready to see you. Does that sound like a plan?" Moses Mijofa thanked the honorable minister and picked up the bulging envelope and the cell phone as he stood up. "Don't worry my boy. Be happy," Minister Muchukat Marrtaat hailed as he reached across the desk to shake his hand. He headed for the door feeling a strange mixture of guilt and elation. He was just fine after all. He was just fine. All's well that ends well, he thought with a smile on his swollen face. All's well that ends well. Caliban's Theory By Baba Jallow The voice startled me. I turned around. I was sure I was alone in the room and the door was closed. I thought perhaps someone was passing outside. But the voice sounded as if it was in the room. It was so loud and clear. I had arrived at school 45 minutes early and had gone into the classroom and sat on my chair. "Well you must be surprised to hear me talk." The voice again. I peeped under the table and walked to the door. I opened it and looked outside, left right, in front. No sign of any person. I closed the door again, fearing I might be going crazy or having a hallucination. I had heard of hallucinations but it had never happened to me. I sat back in my chair and vigorously shook my head. I plucked my fingers into my ears to see if I would hear any funny noises in my head. Nothing. "Well, well, well. You keep staring at me anytime you come into this room and you are frightened out of your wits when I talk to you." I got up and picked my book bag. "No need to run, my friend. It's me, Caliban, right here on the wall. I won't harm you. I can't. Just thought you wanted to talk because you look at me all the time. Figured you'd be interested in talking before your classmates come in." I stopped, staring at the Caliban poster hanging on the opposite wall. "Caliban? Are you really talking to me?" I struggled to keep from shouting or rushing out of the room. "Yes, I am talking to you. Of course, no one would believe you if you told them I talked to you. No one shows any interest in me like you do. For all the many years I have been hanging here. So relax and let's have a chat." I sat back down. "So you can talk?" "How else would I be talking to you if I couldn't? But tell me. Why do you show so much interest in me? You don't stare at the other posters in this room like you stare at me." "That's true, Caliban," I said. "I guess I am intrigued by your story, the difficult times you had on your island with Prospero, Ariel and the other spirits." "Ha! Prospero! The devil break his nose!" he cursed. "Prospero stole my island from me after my mother died and enslaved me by his magic - termites eat his eyes! Would I were able to lay my hands on him! Or have a single hour with that wench of his! He accused me of trying to seduce her. If I had the chance, I would turn his entire race into Calibans - the devil pluck his eyes!" "But Prospero is long dead, Caliban. How come you are still alive? Or are you?" "Dead? Prospero dead? Death is an illusion, my friend. Maybe half-dead, I would say. He is at least half-alive. You see him everywhere around you, don't you? If he were dead, he wouldn't have been able to keep me in this tortured position, these heavy logs on my shoulders, these devil's scales on my skin. You think I was born like this, all green with fish scales, stunted and ugly? It was Prospero made me like this - may his entrails fall!" "Me? Seen Prospero? How could I possibly see Prospero?" "Well, do you not see men everywhere with iron faces, their noses turned up as if they are perpetually smelling shit? Do you not see men on the streets, in the train stations, the airports, the malls, the offices - everywhere, pretending that they don't poop, regarding you as if you were some beast, monster, some sub-human creature? Don't you encounter such men all the time? Well, they are all Prospero - the dogs take his liver!" "Well, that's an interesting proposition, Caliban. I figure you'd say then that you too are out there on the streets, the shops, the offices . . . ?" "But of course. But unlike Prospero, I am fully alive. I'm you. We are all Calibans. You, me, everyone who does not look like Prospero - may he feed on rot! In this world, there are only two people my friend - Prospero and Caliban. True, some Prosperos are more Prospero than others while some Calibans are more Caliban than others. But there are only two people. Us Caliban and them Prospero." "Us?" "Oh, didn't you hear me? You are Caliban too, my friend, and you very well know it." "Hmmn. Another interesting proposition, Caliban. But tell me: where then do you place the Asians and Latinos? They certainly are not Prospero; neither are they Caliban. Aren't they somewhere in between?" "They ARE Caliban," he said, emphatically. "Maybe less Caliban than you and me, but Caliban." "Wow!" I exclaimed. "I guess you ARE right, Caliban. In a sense, you ARE right. But tell me, since you are alive, why don't you ever put down those logs and rest your shoulders?" "For the same reason that you can't put down your burden," he said. "My burden? I'm not carrying any burden, Caliban." "Or yes you are," he said. "All Calibans are carrying a heavy burden on their shoulders. Unlike mine, yours is invisible but you feel its weight nevertheless. Some of us carry it with pride and refuse to feel burdened and sad as Prospero would wish us to be. Some of us sink under it; take refuge in drugs, or some other self-destructive habit. Some of us try to become Prosperos by replacing our flat noses with pointed plastic ones, like that rat of a singer who now has no nose. Poor guy. Always getting into trouble with kids. And some of us end our lives in despair. You see it every day, my friend, don't you?" "Yes, Caliban. I see it everyday," I said. "It is very clear what you are saying. You certainly are very knowledgeable and intelligent. You cretainly are not the Caliban Shakespeare shows us in his play." "Ha, Shakespeare! He's just another Prospero, isn't he? But I don't blame him. It is all that devil Prospero's fault - the buzzards peck his lungs! He stole my island and subdued me with his magic and made a slave of me. He made me work like an ass and gave me the cramps and the pinches whenever I dared talk back to him. He hated the very idea that I could talk like him. He claimed to teach me language - may bees sting his green heart! Teach me language? He did not teach me language. He taught me his language, the fool! I already had my language before he came to my island." "He certainly was very unfair to you, Caliban. He refused to see that you were human like him." "He still just reluctantly accepts me and you as human beings because he is forced by law to do so. Once a devil always a devil! Did you see all those terrible names he called me?" "Yes, he was very harsh," I said. "You certainly are not a beast or a monster. I'm just sorry that you could not get rid of him as planned with Trinculo and Stephano." "Ha! I was a fool to trust those drunkards. They gave me wine and loosened my tongue. And I babbled all that nonsense about submitting to them and helping them kill Prospero - the dog pee in his mouth! And what terrible names those idiots called me! Devil, delicate monster, weak monster, credulous monster, perfidious monster, drunken monster, scurvy monster, puppy-headed monster, abominable monster, ridiculous monster, howling monster - they almost monstered me to death, the devil take them! And then in their drunkenness, they botched the assassination plan and gained us all the cramps and the stings and some time in that hell of a cell! Would I had never met them!" "But Prospero forgave you, in the end," I said. "According to Prospero-Shakespeare," he corrected me. "If he had forgiven me, would he give me these green scales, these fat red lips, this flat head, and have me stand barefooted on these sharp rocks, carrying these heavy logs forever? Look around you. Who else in this room is like me? But I will meet him in hell, and I swear I will ram these logs down his ghoulish throat. But hey, I hear someone coming. So, let's talk some more some other time." The door opened and two of my classmates walked in. A few moments later, Dr. Barbarese and the rest of the class came in. We all went along and had a cheerful breakfast at Tiffany's, remembering good old Holly Golightly and wondering what on earth became of her. Every once in a while, I glanced up at the silent Caliban and thought he was not so silent after all. I kept repressing the urge to tell my colleagues that I just had a chat with Caliban. They probably would have called 911 and asked for medics.
An open letter to the Grand Panjandrum By Baba Galleh Jallow You grand panjandrum. You call yourselves our saviors, yet seek to butcher our souls. You plant your malice-soled boots on our throats, yet claim to give us voices. You seek to cut our tongues with machetes of greed yet proclaim that you are teaching us the speech of freedom. You slouch in the dark and stab us from behind but claim that you are watching our backs. Now listen to what we have to say. You grand panjandrum, masters of deceit and pretension. Your white robes cannot hide the dark, baked scales of the devil's hide that bites your flesh. You cannot hide the hot streams of dark blood rushing beneath the white enamel of your teeth. We see the green malice flowing in the veins of your heart. We know that in the dark of night you become your true selves and melt into the darkness of the night. And you go about setting fire to our stores of knowledge and cutting short the lives of the innocent. You profess to be carriers of truth and wisdom, yet your minds are bursting with the slime of ignorance. The light of wisdom burns your souls and you would have us live in the perpetual night of ignorance, for therein lies your salvation. You grand panjandrum. You pretend to be philosopher kings and guardians of the lost. But you mortally dread the light of knowledge. Facing the truth is, for you, like staring at the blazing midday sun. The truth burns your eyes; knowledge scorches your souls. So you frantically catch and lock and burn. You run amok with the indelible blood of innocents on your hands. You frantically search for the magic wand so that with one wave, you can extinguish the light of wisdom and keep us all in the darkness of grand ignorance. For only in darkness can you grow and thrive. You grand panjandrum. You profess to be clad in the mantles of truth, but your palace is built with bricks of lies. Pillars of falsehood hold the skies of your world. The very legs of your thrones are built of deceit, the pillage and plunder of the blood and sweat of innocent souls. You chant songs of peace, but you think thoughts of war against all who would not bend down to the dictates of your perverted reason. You claim to feed the hungry by day, but steal their meager grain by night. You snatch the livelihood of the poor and wallow in the stench of ill-gotten wealth. You stuff yourselves with the choicest meats while keeping locked the granaries of the starving poor. You encourage greed and mediocrity among us. You claim to unite the land, but work to divide the people. You dish out meager crumbs to the unprincipled with orders to shred our social fabric to make us too weak to see your evil deeds. You have failed, grand panjandrum, for we see you in all your ugly nakedness. You grand panjandrum. You claim to liberate us, but try to shackle our minds with the chains of ignorance and unquestioning docility. You claim to open our eyes, but seek to pluck them out with spears of deceit. Arrows of poison fly out of your mouths, even as you chant your songs of life to us. You purport to build a nation of giants, but can only stand the growth of dwarfs. For it is only among unquestioning dwarfs that you can thrive. You cannot stand the towering size of truth. You are too meek to face the real questions of the day. So you gather around yourselves only those who can ask no questions or can ask only lame questions or questions pertaining to how great you are, how you are taller than the rest, more righteous that righteousness itself. Your excellencies sir, are you not really great? Those who dare to ask tough questions you brand as thieves and liars, evil forces that should be decimated, enemies of progress according to St. Power, threateners of the peace. The peace of unquestioning mental slavery and damnation. The only kind of peace that you can thrive in. You sirs, are the real enemies of peace. You specialize in waging war on innocent souls, and gloat over your malicious victories over unarmed and harmless innocents. You grand panjandrum. You erect mountains of immorality and call them the highest pillars of morality. You set up monuments of seething hypocrisy and call them the highest standards of honesty. You insist that your acts of cruelty are acts of kindness. You paint your unjust actions with a fake veneer of justice. You claim to give us life and happiness, but bring death and misery to the abodes of the weak and innocent. To talk of life in your presence is to talk of that which will never end. For you, the end must never be contemplated. You live in a never-ending stretch of a fantastic present and madly crave for a never-ending future, a future that will be the present unchanged. You insist that we all swallow your stinking lies as truth. No sir, we refuse to obey you. You grand panjandrum. You want us to weep and beg for mercy, to quake in our boots and tremble at the prospect of offending your weak sensibilities. No, we will not weep, for we know what you are. And we will not be silenced either. We will forever chant the dreadful truth in your tortured ears. We will shout it into the smoldering halls of your tortured minds like the deafening tolls of ten thousand gongs. We will shout the truth to silence your glorified lies. Your claims of omnipotence we will lay, like tiny grains of nothingness, beside the Illuminated and Illuminating Majesty of the Ultimate Truth - the Great Bestower of peace and freedom, the Awakening and Sustaining Glory of the Great Subduer, the Terrific Majesty of the Eternal Presence who fires us with the love of truth. And you shall lose. No, you shall not live forever. The end must come one day. So get ready, O you grand panjandrum! For you cannot avoid tomorrow. Mercenary justice revisited By Baba Galleh Jallow Justice Immasculate Fanabululu sat there, his chin on his palms, his elbows on the large mahogany desk. He stared below at the defense counsel as the lawyer listed the various reasons why his client should be granted bail. Justice Immasculate Fanabululu did not really hear what the defense counsel was saying. All he needed to know was that counsel was applying for bail. The rest, as far as he was concerned, was of little consequence to him because he was in no position to grant or refuse bail. He was there to do whatever it was the powers that be wanted him to do with any accused person brought before his court. So Justice Immasculate Fanabululu, bored to death, just sat there and day-dreamed as counsel for the defense ranted on about constitutional rights etc etc. Suddenly aware that counsel for the defense had finished ranting about constitutional rights and the right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty and similar nonsense, the magistrate ordered silence and announced that this court would take a brief recess in order to consider the matter of the defense counsel's application for bail. Back in his office, Justice Immasculate Fanabululu picked up his phone and dialed. Some one picked up the phone. "Hello. This is Justice Immasculate Fanabululu, trying a case for His Excellency the President. I would like to speak to His Excellency please. He said to call him with any questions." Justice Immasculate Fanabululu was put on hold. For thirty long minutes, he sat there holding the receiver in his sweating palm to his sweating ear. He felt sleepy but dared not so much as move lest His Excellency comes on the line. He wanted to take a leak but dared not move. He pressed his legs together to prevent the pee from licking out. He was in such a hurry to get His Excellency on the line that he had forgotten to use the bathroom before calling. Now he was paying for his stupid mistake. He had been made to hold the line for up to one hour or more before and if that happened today, he would have no option but to let it go and change into his other gown. He had done it before and found himself in a serious quandary. That is why he always brought an extra gown with him to the court and kept it in his drawer, just in case. He hated this stupid case because unlike the others, he had received no specific orders at to what to do. Often he was told jail the defendant for ten, fifteen, twenty years, for life, as the case might be. Or he was just told, kill him. Then he knew exactly what to do. But on this one, His Excellency had not issued any specific order to follow. He had just said, I want the defendant jailed. And so he had to call to make sure because he did not want to do anything stupid. One never knows with the Big Oga. Better sure than sorry. And so he pressed his thighs together and held on to the line for dear life. After thirty minutes, Justice Immasculate Fanabululu jumped in his seat when the unmistakable voice of His Powerful Excellency suddenly boomed into his buzzing head. "Who is this?" "Eh Your Excellency, It is me Sir, Justice Immasculate Fanabululu. Sorry to interrupt your busy schedule Sir. Hope your day is going well sir." Justice Immasculate Fanabululu had almost forgotten what he had called the president about. Beads of cold sweat ran down his face as he tried frantically to remember. "Yes?" "Yes sir Your Excellency. You know we are always here to serve you sir and sometimes we hate to disturb your busy schedule sir." "Look you better tell me why you called. Don't you know that as head of state I have other important things to do?" "Oh yes sir please accept my apologies sir. Eh - it's about Case X sir. The defense lawyer is applying for bail and making a lot of noise about the constitution and human rights sir. But for me what is important is what Your Excellency wants me to do sir." "So why did you call then?&quo |